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The Top 8 Ways Movies
Are Like Thanksgiving

8> Need a wing and a prayer to be successful.

7> Movie-theater popcorn about as fresh as Indian maize from the first Thanksgiving.

6> Loud-mouthed kids should have a different seating section.

5> “Annoying Boyfriend #3.”

4> Little-known fact: Pilgrims actually wanted to have the first Thanksgiving in Vancouver to save money.

3> Lots and lots of breast meat.

2> Once Roger Ebert shows up, no one else is going to enjoy it.

and the Number 1 Way Movies Are Like Thanksgiving…

1> Either way, it’s embarassing when you get caught humping the pie.

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Credits:

Selected from 27 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 1 (8th #1)
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 2
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 3, 8
Beth Kujawski, Crown Point, IN — 4, 7
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 5
Kris Johnson, Glendale, CA — 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Dad