February 2nd, 2007



NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
After tepid responses to their films in the
past two years, many stars are having a hard
time getting their $25 million asking fees.


The Top 9 Ways
Movie Stars Save Money


9> Perrier-filled bathtub soaks now replaced by Perrier sponge baths.

8> Do all shopping at Wal-Mart for “character research.”

7> Use illegal immigrants to take the green M&Ms out of the snack bowls.

6> Only throw *toy* phones at the help.

5> See if the Devil will buy something in addition to my soul.

4> Out: Rodeo Drive. In: rodeo outfits.

3> Instead of taking three two-month vacations in Fiji, start taking two three-month vacations.

2> Well, stop buying panties, apparently.

and the Number 1 Way Movie Stars Save Money…

1> Size of the entourage now determined by seating capacity of the mini-van.




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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1, 9
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 2, 5, 6 (Three-pic deal!)
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 2
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 2
Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA — 3
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 4
John English, Orem, UT — 7, 8
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Rich Man, Poor Man