NOTE FROM ERIC:

So what if the new David Duchovney film
“Evolution” isn’t a box office smash?
It doesn’t mean the movie industry isn’t evolving.

The Top 9 Ways Hollywood Is Evolving

9> Multi-film contract offered offered to one of those “Darwin” fish.

8> New brain mass allows Keanu Reeves to group more than one syllable together.

7> Tom Green now uses hands, not prehensile tail, to rub himself in his own feces.

6> Random mutation is only explanation of continued existence of James Bond franchise.

5> “A planet where apes evolved from men who evolved from apes who evolved from a mouse-like lemur known as the ‘Eosimias’?”

4> Sylvester Stallone is noticed in the commissary using a rib bone to crush other bones.

3> With the growth of vocal cords and opposable thumbs, the city’s cockroaches quietly assume roles as the most powerful agents in the industry.

2> Computer generated digital actors dealing with California energy crisis by farming human babies for fuel.

and the Number 1 Way Hollywood Is Evolving…

1> Carrot Top wiped out by comet.

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Credits:

Selected from 55 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Clifton J. Gray, Tucson, AZ — 1, Runner Up list name
Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA — 2, 8
Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL — 3, 5
Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA — 4
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA — 5, 7, 9
Zachary Brewster-Geisz, Greenbelt, MD — 6, 7
Greg Preece, Toronto, ON — 7, 8
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC — Topic, Script Doctor