The Top 7 Ways Hollywood
is Different Than High School

7> Stunt crew refuse to duplicate feats from “Jackass.”

6> Nobody with a 9th-grade education would ever have green-lighted “Freddy Got Fingered.”

5> Much easier to stuff a dweeb into a trailer as opposed to a locker.

4> Hollywood: Geeky, funny-looking guys run the place. High school: Jar Jar would have gotten his ass kicked.

3> There is at least SOME semblance of accountability in high school.

2> One is a system where the beautiful and popular thrive and intelligence and creativity are thwarted, and the other… er, never mind.

and the Number 1 Way Hollywood is Different than High School…

1> Much less sex and violence in Hollywood.

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Credits:

Selected from 17 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Greg Preece, Comic/Writer — 1, 2, 4, 6 (Grand slam!)
Jennifer Ford, Web Designer — 3
Beth Kujawski, Writer/Voice Talent — 4, 5, 7 (Hat trick!)
Jeff Scherer, Art Director/Screenwriter — Topic
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director — Moderator