NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

So, Ben and J.Lo are officially kaput. Or they
already got secretly married. No, wait –
Is there any hope for romance in Hollywood?

The Top 9 Ways Harrison Ford
Might Propose to Calista Flockhart

9> Tape engagement ring to bottom of toilet seat.

8> Hide ring under her morning cornflake.

7> Get Hamill to pop the question; he’s not doing anything.

6> “Marry me, Callie?” seared into a pork chop.

5> Ask her in the car when she drives him home from ElderCare.

4> “Calista, would you make me Han Duo?”

3> “Eternally, may the Ford be with you.”

2> “Will you be my toothpick– I mean, wife?”

and the Number 1 Way Harrison Ford Might Propose to Calista
Flockhart…

1> “If you marry me, I’ll buy you a pony.”

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Credits:

Selected from 20 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 1 (3rd #1)
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 2
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 3
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 4
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 5, 7, 9 (three-picture deal!)
Beth Kujawski, Crown Point, IN — 6
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Elder