The Top 9 Ways Films Will Be
Different During George Bush’s Second Term

9> Cinematography always pays homage to Bush’s favorite director, Leni Riefenstahl.

8> Lots of movies with giant-headed mad scientists being vanquished by cowboys.

7> Concession stands are prohibited from serving pretzels.

6> “The Passion of Moses,” “The Passion of Job,” “The Passion of Ruth,” etc, etc, etc.

5> Credits always end with: Equipment…….. Halliburton Make-Up………. Halliburton Catering……… Halliburton Special Thanks… Halliburton

4> Movies hopelessly lost in the quagmire of development hell will still be hailed by studio chiefs as “making progress!”

3> Michael Moore is not allowed to make movies from his new home in Guantanamo Bay.

2> A documentary about Bush leading the Iraq war, originally titled “It’s Tough, It’s Hard Work, It’s Incredibly

is now simply called “Mein Kampf.”

and the Number 1 Way Movies Will Be Different During Bush’s
Second Term…

1> In the remake of “1984,” Big Brother is the good guy.

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Credits:

Selected from 36 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

John English, Orem, UT — 1 (6th #1)
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 2, 5, 9
(three-picture deal!)
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 3
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 4, 6
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 7
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Says, “Emperor has no clothes”