NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
is very pleased now that voters passed two
measures designed to help ease the budget problem.
Hmmm… time to dig up some more dirt!

The Top 8 Undiscovered
Schwarzenegger Scandals

8> He once groped his own ass by mistake.

7> He was a charter member of the Duran Duran Fan Club.

6> When he thinks no one is listening, he drops the phony accent and actually sounds like that guy from “Dude, Where’s My Car?”

5> In his weight-lifting days, suffered from locker room “shy bladder.”

4> His Swiss bank account holds every dollar he’s made from his Tupperware franchise.

3> He claims a steroid-fueled rage was behind his mauling of illusionist Roy Horn.

2> He can only bench-press 25 pounds with his penis.

and the Number 1 Undiscovered Schwarzenegger Scandal…

1> He always roots for Colonel Klink to foil that rascally Hogan.

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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jennifer Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN — 1, 7 (4th #1)
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 2, 3, 8 (three picture deal!)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 4
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 5
Beth Kujawski, Crown Point, IN — 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Anonymous Source