October 26th, 2007



NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Because you just never know…


The Top 9 Titles for
Star Wars: Episodes 7, 8, and 9


9> Episode 8: Jar Jar Strikes Back

8> Episode 7: Watch Me, You Will. Resist, You Cannot.

7> Episode 8: Because You Don’t Have a Girlfriend to Waste Your Money On

6> Episode 8: Not as Good As Episode 7, But Better Than Episode 9

5> Episode 7: Wookiees Gone Wild

4> Episode 7: Maybe George Should Just Produce

3> Episode 9: Next Time, I’ll Hire Someone Else to Write the Dialog

2> Episode 7: It Isn’t Like My Grandkids are Getting Scolarships

and the Number 1 Title for Star Wars: Episode 7, 8, or 9…

1> Episode 7: Hoth For Teacher




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Credits:

Selected from 45 submissions from 12 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 1
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 2, 3
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 4, 9
Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH — 5
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 6
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — 7
John English, Orem, UT — 8
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Darth Lister



RUNNERS UP list — Because It’s All About the Excess

Star Wars 7: Electric Wookieloo
(Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH)

Episode 7: Space ‘N’ Vader
(Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA)

Episode 9: Binks 182
(Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA)

Episode 7: The Revenge of the HMO
(Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY)

Episode 7: Boba Loves Jabba
(William C. Martell, Studio City, CA)

Episode 9: Depends of the Sith
(Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH)

Episode 8: Attack Of My Underpaid Servants and Gardeners
(Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA)

No title yet, but here’s some dialogue:: “Luuuuuuke, I am your great-great-great-great-grandson!”
(Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA)