The Top 9 Things You’ll
Never Hear an Actor Say

9> “Nah, no special food. A sandwich, an apple, whatever.”

8> “This year, I borrowed my Academy Award diamonds from J.C. Penney.”

7> “To hell with the nomination, I DESERVE TO WIN!!”

6> “I don’t need plastic surgery — my face has character.”

5> “With teachers making so little, how could I justify taking $20 million?”

4> “I really don’t want to do this sex scene in the vat of chocolate pudding with Cameron, Drew and Lucy. It just seems so obscene and unnecessary.”

3> “Who would want to hear *my* opinions on politics? I’m no expert.”

2> “Spielberg, Schmielberg.”

and the Number 1 Thing You’ll Never Hear an Actor Say…

1> “A charity event with no cameras and no press?? I’ll be there!”

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Credits:

Selected from 36 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, South Africa — 1 (2nd #1)
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 2, 8
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 3, 5, 6
(Three-picture
deal!)
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 3, 5
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX — 4
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 4
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 7
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 9
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Method Editor