NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Disney is remaking its 1960 adventure film,
“Swiss Family Robinson.” While it will still
takes place in the early 1800s, we wonder how
things would be different if the family were
led by a more modern patriarch…

The Top 9 Things We’d See If
They Made “Swiss Family Trump”

9> The Donald would insist that TRUMP be carved into every tree on the island.

8> The family still lives in a treehouse, but they’re luxury apartments that sell for $10 million each.

7> Father holds options to build on every neighboring island.

6> Catch phrase: “You, make fire.”

5> Omarosa Robinson would be killed and eaten.

4> Junior would have to pay a cover charge to re-enter the treehouse.

3> Hideous hairpiece made from coconut husk fuzz. So, no difference.

2> It’s nearly impossible to get anywhere near the nickel slots in the Tiki Casino.

and the Number 1 Thing We’d See If They Made “Swiss Family
Trump”…

1> Father dumps Mother for a much younger monkey in a dress.

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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 1, 8 (3rd #1)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 2, 3, 7 (Three-picture deal!)
John English, Orem, UT — 4, 9
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 5, 6
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Trump Change