NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Ed Wood was the director responsible for
“Plan Nine from Outer Space” and “Glen or Glenda?” –
widely considered two of the worst movies ever made.

The Top 8 Things We’d See
If Ed Wood Were Alive Today

8> Old Navy Unisex Angora Sweaters.

7> He and Michael Moore co-direct “Dub or Dubya?”

6> “Battlefield Earth” wouldn’t seem so bad now, would it, Mr. Smarty Pants?

5> Four-star reviews from David Manning.

4> Roger Ebert holds a theater hostage with a gun, demanding that Tori Spelling keep making movies.

3> “And the Oscar goes to… the late Bela Lugosi *again*!”

2> Computer graphics would be done in Microsoft Paint.

and the Number 1 Thing We’d See If Ed Wood Were Alive Today…

1> He’d win the world’s first honorary Oscar “to please just make him stop.”

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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — 1, 4 (6th #1)
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 2, 4
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 3, 8
John English, Orem, UT — 5, 7
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 6
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 7
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Not Wooden