December 29th, 2006



NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Fifty-seven times is never enough.


The Top 9 Things We Don’t
Want to See in 2007
(Part II)


9> Pop singers, standup comics or wrestlers in their own movies.

8> Hollywood stars giving their political opinions.

7> That scene when a ticking timebomb is dramatically defused with just seconds on the clock!

6> An actress being “exhausted” from work and “fainting.”

5> Friday the Thirteenth, Part XXIV.

4> Breathless speculation about whether or not a grown actress in a committed relationship is pregnant.

3> Tom Cruise in a serious interview, Sharon Stone spreading her legs or Paris Hilton doing anything or anyone anywhere.

2> An Oscar speech in which the trembling recipient acts as if the statue is a cure for cancer.

and the Number 1 Thing We Don’t Want to See in 2007…

1> “I’m sincerely sorry to everyone I might have offended when I was drunk.”




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Credits:

Selected from 43 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 1, 3, 5 (3-picture deal!)
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA — 2, 4, 6 (3-picture deal!)
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 2, 3
Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY — 4, 3
John English, Orem, UT — 3, 9
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 3
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 3
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 3
Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA — 3
Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 7
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 8, 9
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — “Exhausted”