December 22nd, 2006



NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Only 10 more drinking days until New Year’s…


The Top 8 Things We Don’t
Want to See in 2007
(Part I)


8> Sean Penn gets feisty with paparazzi.

7> Hobbits, R2-D2, Batman or Rosie O’Donnell.

6> John Travolta dancing.

5> Two cops, one who plays by the rules and one who’s a “loose cannon.”

4> Sex tapes “stolen” or “accidentally released” from has-been or wannabe celebrities.

3> An actor pays dues for years in low-paying, forgettable roles, finally has a huge hit, wins over millions of fans worldwide, receives awards and a huge paycheck, then goes on Barbara Walters and whines about the loss of privacy.

2> Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis or Harrison Ford getting out of dangerous situations that would kill men half their age and twice their athletic ability.

and the Number 1 Thing We Don’t Want to See in 2007…

1> Straight-to-DVD sequels. (Because the first “Save the Last Dance” had so many unresolved questions.)




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Credits:

Selected from 43 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

John English, Orem, UT — 1
Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA — 2, 4
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 3
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 5
Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 6
Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY — 7, 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Carpal Tunnel Candidate