NOTE FROM ERIC:

With five weeks until the opening of “Star Wars:
Episode II - Attack of the Clones” lines for
opening day are already forming across the
country. So what are fans doing to pass the time?

The Top 9 Things to Do While in
Line for “Star Wars: Episode II”

9> Use your Jedi mind tricks to cut in front of the geeks who’ve been waiting there since 2001.

8> Lead everybody in a rousing rendition of the Ewok theme song. Again.

7> Try not to think of yourself as a slum lord when you take over the heating grate on the first cold night and start renting it out.

6> Earn law degree over the Internet from “Stu’s 5-Week On-Line Law School.”

5> Ride around the theater grounds in pet tauntaun; plus, if weather turns bad, merely slice open bowels and make a comfy sleeping bag.

4> Brag that you’re really on line for “Star Wars: Episode III – So Very Amidala.”

3> Plant tomato seeds, watch tomatoes grow, harvest and eat tomatoes.

2> Eat chips, post rumors, pick nose. Just like at home.

and the Number 1 Thing to Do While in Line for “Star Wars:
Episode II”…

1> Get an autograph — and a large tub of popcorn — from Mark Hamill.

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Credits:

Selected from 31 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX — 1, 5
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 2, 4
Jeff Rabinowitz, Denver, CO — 3
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA — 5
Jeff Rabinowitz, Denver, CO — 6
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 7
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 8, 9
Marko Peric, Prince Edward Island — 9
Eric F. Lipton, Chicago, IL — Script Doctor