The Top 10 Things the Crop
Circles Are Really Trying to Tell Us

10> EAT

9> “Your ad here!”

8> “Whazzzzzaaap?”

7> “Hit this target and win 10,000 credits!”

6> “Lefty loosey, righty tighty.”

5> “My other planet’s a Saturn.”

4> “It’s ‘Excuse me while I kiss the sky’, not ‘Excuse me while I

kiss this guy!’”

3> “Cereal grains are a required part of a well-rounded diet.”

2> How to pronounce “Shyamalan”.

and the Number 1 Thing the Crop Circles Are Really Trying to Tell
Us…

1> “Put ALF back on the air or we’ll vaporize your puny planet.”

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