March 30th, 2007
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
They’re multi-multi-millionaires. They make
the final decisions for billion-dollar companies.
Ultimately, they directly influence
a huge part of modern world culture…
the final decisions for billion-dollar companies.
Ultimately, they directly influence
a huge part of modern world culture…
The Top 8 Things That Really Go
on in Movie Executives’ Offices
on in Movie Executives’ Offices
8> Cash humping
7> “How am I supposed to pick the next script when these darts are so dull?”
6> Do a shot every time someone says “creative differences.”
5> Practice their Oscar acceptance speech for Best Studio Executive.
4> Set up the international orphanage charity, privately fund cancer research, and bang the interns.
3> “Is Titanic 2 a good movie to make? ‘Ask Again Later.’ Dammit, every time!”
2> Endless debating on just how low the lowest common denominator actually is.
and the Number 1 Thing That Really Goes on in Movie Executives’ Offices…
1> “Right hand, red.”
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Credits:
Selected from 30 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Ryan Garcia, Austin, TX — 1, 3, 7 (Three-picture deal!)
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 2
John English, Orem, UT — 4, 5
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — 6, 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Playing Solitaire*
*Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA
RUNNERS UP list — As Sure As the Sun Will Rise
Trying to figure out how to make a movie about the Britney Spears
breakdown.
(Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA)
(Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA)
