NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Recently, 25-year-old Ashton Kutcher and
40-year-old Demi Moore have been seen “canoodling”
together in various clubs and resorts.

The Top 9 Things Overheard on an
Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore Getaway

9> “Dude, where’s my condom?”

8> “Got MILF?”

7> “Uh-oh… you’ve been spunk’d!”

6> “NEVER. Mention. ‘Striptease.’ Again!!”

5> “No way! You used to live on Maple Street? I used to babysit a boy on Map– oh, $#&t!”

4> “You’re so pretty… such delicate features….” “And you’ve got great biceps, Demi.”

3> “Honey, tell me more about what it was really like being a teenager in the ’70s.”

2> “Demi, since I hooked up with you, my life has been even better than Satan promised!”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard on an Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore
Getaway…

1> “You know the rules, Ash: No sex until you call Bruce and yell ‘Dude, where’s your hair?!’”

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Credits:

Selected from 32 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 1, 2, 5 (3 pic deal! 4th #1)
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 3
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 4, 7
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX — 6
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 8
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 9
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — 40yo SWM ISO 25yo SAF