April 5th, 2002



NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
A few times every month, the Playboy Channel
broadcasts movies made especially for them.


The Top 7 Things
Overheard on a Playboy Movie Set


7> “No, no, no, Tiffany! It’s hump, hump, hump and *then* moan!”

6> “Quiet on the slut!”

5> “Who asked for a hat rack? Oh, sorry, honey.”

4> “Check out the spread at craft service. Food’s good, too.”

3> “Jeez, I *told* you to put sunscreen on that thing.”

2> “Yeah, I was an intern for Clinton. But I wanted a job with more respect.”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard on a Playboy Movie Set…

1> “All right, who’s the joker who put a scene with talking in my script??”




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Credits:

Selected from 22 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Scott Witmer, Civilian — 1, 7 (1st #1 Whoo-hoo!)
Kris Johnson, Boom Operator — 1, 4 (3rd #1)
Arthur Levesque, Civilian — 2
Guy Payne, Actor — 3
Kenn McCracken, Comics Editor — 5
Wade Kwon, Civilian — 6
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director — Moderator