NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

They’re heeeeerrrre…

The Top 8 Things Overheard in Line
for “Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith”

8> “I hope it’s not a big pile of Sith like the last two.”

7> “‘Revenge of the Sith’? You should be in line for ‘Revenge of the Deodorant.’”

6> “Have you seen all the weirdos lining up for ‘Batman Begins’? Losers!”

5> “They say Jabba is even huttier in this episode.”

4> “All right, who released the Naboo gas?”

3> “You’re wearing your Darth Vader Underoos? Me too!”

2> “Your Mom met her sperm donor waiting in line at the first ‘Star Wars’? Mine too!”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard in Line for “Star Wars: Revenge
of the Sith”…

1> “I sure hope they tell us more about those unfair taxes from Episode One!”

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Credits:

Selected from 20 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 1, 3, 8 (3-picture deal!)
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 2, 5
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 4
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 6
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Good Sith Sense