June 9th, 2006



NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Ex-lovers Anne Heche and Ellen DeGeneres
bumped into each other at the GQ Celebrity
Poker for Peace Games. It was the first
time they’d seen each other in five years.
Heche was with husband Coley Laffoon,
DeGeneres with girlfriend Portia de Rossi.


The Top 9 Things Overheard at
the Heche/Degeneres Encounter


9> “So, what’s he got that I haven’t got? Oh, right.”

8> “Well, say what you want about him, at least he always leaves the toilet seat down.”

7> “Just get it out of your mind right now, Coley!”

6> “Poker? Not since she switched teams!”

5> “Wow, did you ever think you’d see a catfight that men *didn’t* want to watch?”

4> “Hostess, I speak Straight… Yo, dude, the chick is just sayin’, is she good in the sack or what?”

3> “One of these four is not like the others. One of these four just doesn’t belong.”

2> “You know, my ‘Psycho’ DVD is set to auto-repeat Chapter 9 in an endless loop.”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at the Heche/Degeneres Encounter…

1> “And here I thought you were just going to go out and ride your *Porsche*.”




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Credits:

Selected from 34 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 1, 8
John English, Orem, UT — 2
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 3, 7
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 4, 6
Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA — 5
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Absolutely, 110%… bi-curious