NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

After months of rumors, Ben Affleck and
Jennifer Garner finally tied the knot last week.

The Top 8 Things Overheard
at the Affleck/Garner Wedding

8> “I didn’t know Vera Wang had a maternity line.”

7> “Damon could have married her much better.”

6> “I heard the prenup stipulates that they don’t make a movie together.”

5> “At least all the comic book geeks will finally get to find out what the child of Elektra and Daredevil looks like.”

4> “There are more people at this reception than went to his last three movies.”

3> “If THIS doesn’t work out, ‘Ben Affleck’ is gonna be an alias.”

2> “I Jennifer, take you Matt, um, I mean Ben….”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at the Affleck/Garner Wedding…

1> “She always said she’d marry someone who wasn’t in the industry, and she was right.”

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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1, 7 (13th #1)
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 2
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA — 3
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 4, 8
Jennifer Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN — 5
John English, Orem, UT — 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Always a groomsman