The Top 9 Things Movie
People Are Thankful For

9> Lindsay Lohan: Airbags.

8> Sly Stallone: That he can count to VI.

7> Calista Flockhart: That I got my hooks into a successful man before my 15 minutes ran out.

6> Dougray Scott: To Hugh Jackman, for not sending me any more postcards from his premieres saying, “This coulda been YOU!”

5> Renee Zellweger: That it is a woman’s perogative to change her mind.

4> John Holmes: Well, you know….

3> Tom Cruise: For the skills of the Scientology brainwashing team.

2> Adam Sandler: That talent isn’t a requirement in our industry.

and the Number 1 Thing a Movie Person Is Thankful For…

1> Russell Crowe: That he got the warranty on his cell phone.

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Credits:

Selected from 19 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 1, 3, 5, 9 (Academy Award!)*
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 2, 7
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 4
John English, Orem, UT — 6
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Thankful I Got This Job