NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

One of the members of the jury in the Winona Ryder
trial was Peter Guber, producer of “Rainman”,
“The Color Purple” and “Flashdance.”

The Top 8 Things
Hollywould Could Learn From Jury Duty

8> “Heh, heh, heh… you said ‘duty.’”

7> The things they do in their offices during casting calls are illegal in five states.

6> “Whaddya mean there’s no valet parking? Who runs this place, anyway??”

5> Apparently, the judge has a whole different kind of “contempt” than we do.

4> Lawyers are a LOT slimier in person!

3> Even without Pauly Shore, it pretty much sucks.

2> Sometimes the pretty, sad-eyed waif is guilty as hell.

and the Number 1 Thing Hollywould Could Learn From Jury Duty…

1> “Hey, from the jury box, you can see up the court stenographer’s dress!”

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Credits:

Selected from 24 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 1 (5th #1)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, 4
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 2, 6
Marko Peric, Prince Edward Island, Canada — 3
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 4
Kris Johnson, Glendale, CA — 5
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX — 7
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Panel Member #7, booted i