March 9th, 2007



NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Sunday’s “The Last Tomb of Jesus”, a
Discovery Channel documentary produced by
director James Cameron, purported to show
the caskets of Jesus’s family, including
one suggesting that Jesus had a son.


The Top 8 Things Found by
James Cameron in Jesus’ Tomb


8> Jesus’ alarm clock.

7> Doggie bag from the Last Supper.

6> Three “I Owe You 10 Silvers” stubs from Judas.

5> Thank-you note from Dick Clark for the 2,000 extra years of life.

4> Proof that Jesus’ last words were not “It is finished” but a much more prophetic “I’ll be back.”

3> The actual resting place of Ulysses S. Grant, ending decades of idle speculation.

2> Phil Keoghan letting him know that he’s the last team to arrive.

and the Number 1 Thing Found by James Cameron in Jesus’ Tomb…

1> “Jesus Hernandez and his son Jose”…. Oops, wrong Jesus!




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Credits:

Selected from 29 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 1
John English, Orem, UT — 2, 6
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 3, 5
Ryan Garcia, Austin, TX — 4
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 7
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — krist.ian.idol