May 18th, 2007



The Top 7 Things Found by
Celebrities During Spring Cleaning


7> Hugh Hefner: Dust bunnies.

6> Steven Seagal: His acting talent, unopened and still in its original packaging.

5> Lindsey Lohan: Steps 2 through 12.

4> O.J. Simpson: The bodies of Jon-Benet Ramsey and Chandra Levy.

3> Albert Brooks: Nemo.

2> Madonna: Extra babies she forgot to unpack.

and the Number 1 Thing Found by Celebrities During Spring Cleaning…

1> Courtney Love: An old Copper-7 IUD, in a shoe lodged in her cervix.




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Credits:

Selected from 41 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 1, 4
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 2, 5
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 3
Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA — 6
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 6
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Cleaner