NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

You just can’t write this stuff, my friends.
For $125, Sylvester Stallone’s mother
will “read” a picture of your ass.

The Top 8 Things
Celebrities’ Parents Do That Embarass Them

8> Mrs. Hilton: Keeps showing home videos of Paris in which she’s fully dressed.

7> Mrs. Howard: Sends all of Ron’s baseball caps to be washed at once, forcing him to wear a beret.

6> Mr. Crowe: Helps up and dusts off everyone Russell beats up.

5> Madonna’s Grandma: Makes the singer wear her hand-me-down cone bras.

4> The Knoxvilles: Keep reminding Johnny to put on his cup before leaving the house.

3> Oliver Stone’s parents: Refuse to wear the tinfoil hats he provides.

2> Mrs. Diesel: Puts Vin’s high-school Care Bear collection up on eBay.

and the Number 1 Thing a Celebrity’s Parents Do That Embarass
Them…

1> Mrs. Shyamalan: Keeps calling Night with shocking, reality-warping news right before he goes to bed.

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Credits:

Selected from 34 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

John English, Orem, UT — 1, 7 (5th #1)
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 2
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 3
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — 4, 6
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Still baby-talks to his dog