May 12th, 2006



The Top 8 Surprises on
the Cruise Ship “Poseidon”


8> Vending machines contain nothing but Trident.

7> Body of Shelley Winters used for ballast.

6> Everything is attached with Velcro.

5> It’s a gas-electric hybrid.

4> Hey! Aren’t you Captain Hazeltine?

3> On Thursdays, the dessert specials are turnovers and pineapple upside-down cake.

2> Captain has a parrot that keeps repeating, “Awk! You’re all gonna die!”

and the Number 1 Surprise on the Cruise Ship “Poseidon”…

1> Friendly greeting “What’s up?” met with unusually agitated response.




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Credits:

Selected from 21 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Ryan Garcia, Austin, TX — 1
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, 8
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 3, 4
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 5, 7
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Cap’n