NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Hey, if Lucas can do six
parts, we can do two!

The Top 8 Surprises in “Star
Wars: Revenge of the Sith” (Part 2)

8> In a dramatic speech before the climactic battle, Mace Windu quotes Ezekiel 25:17.

7> The Jar Jar/Amidala “home video.”

6> “Whoa! An evil force whose sole aim is to take over the universe? What will Lucas think of next?!”

5> Obi-Wan wisely changes Padme’s children’s names to Luke and Leia from Dweezil and Moon Unit.

4> Queen of Naboo got some nice hooters now.

3> Anakin’s real source of anger? Kept getting erections in math class when the teacher called him to the board.

2> No new characters named after Thai food.

and the Number 1 Surprise in “Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith”…

1> “Han! Meesa you fatha!”

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Credits:

Selected from 42 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 1 (9th #1)
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 2, 7
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 3
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 4
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 5
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — 6
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Sidious