NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Okay, so Amidala has the twins and
Anakin becomes Darth Vader, but there
are a few things you may not know…

The Top 8 Surprises in “Star
Wars: Revenge of the Sith” (Part 1)

8> Original title, “Revenge of the Nerds,” ran into copyright problems.

7> Before she had the twins, Luke and Leia, Amidala had another “L” child via the Royal Milkman Calrissian.

6> After embracing the Dark Side, Anakin meets Courtney Love, Johnny Cochran, Walt Disney and Cher.

5> Despite being so annoying, Jar-Jar Binks is actually quite tasty.

4> Sith not so much vengeful as just a little cranky.

3> True identity of the Emperor? Dick Cheney.

2> Yoda no longer world’s most badass muppet after humiliating smackdown by Darth Piggy.

and the Number 1 Surprise in “Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith”…

1> Early construction of the Death Star had a Cinnabon in it.

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Credits:

Selected from 42 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — 1, 3 (8th #1)
Jennifer Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN — 2, 4
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 5
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 6
John English, Orem, UT — 7
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Vader