The Top 9 Surprises
in “Minority Report”

9> Tom Cruise is black and it’s another movie about how The Man is trying to keep a brother down. Solid.

8> Author Philip K. Dick changed his name from Philip K. Weewee.

7> Correcting a gross mistake from the past, everyone drives on driveways and parks on parkways.

6> Tom Cruise is NOT GAY.

5> Al Gore plays Cruise’s older, more animated brother.

4> Is it just me, or is Tom a little harsh on that poor redheaded Australian girl accused of a pre-crime?

3> R. Kelly starring in sequel currently in production: “Reported by a Minor.”

2> Robotic spiders also double as MP3 players.

and the Number 1 Surprise in “Minority Report”…

1> Tom Cruise arrests Steven Spielberg before he can make “AI 2.”

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Credits:

Selected from 25 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 1, 8
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 2, 7
Beth Kujawski, Crown Point, IN — 3
Craig Barker, Livonia, MI — 4
Curtis Harris, Bowling Green, OH — 5
Dave Ferry, Leesburg, VA — 6
Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA — 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Moderator