NOTE FROM ERIC:

With Jurassic Park III, due out next weekend, producers of
the series are promising the most thrilling dino-adventure yet.
But after the first two films, what more can they do?

The Top 9 Surprises
in Jurassic Park III

9> Sleestacks!

8> Cranky, overweight diplodocus an obvious dig on Roger Ebert.

7> Kansas Board of Education brutally mauled by evolving fish with legs.

6> Raptors have become so intelligent that they didn’t come back for the sequel.

5> First 30 minutes is just George W. Bush trying to pronounce “Archaeopteryx.”

4> Iguanodons know Kung Fu!

3> Dinosaurs turn out to be merely Calvin and Hobbes, daydreaming.

2> Laura Dern, triceratopless.

and the Number 1 Surprise in Jurassic Park III…

1> In a terrifying scene, the group falls silent only to hear “I love you, you love me” coming from the forest.

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Credits:

Selected from 61 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Eric M. Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON — 1, 6
Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 2
John Daniel, Berkeley, CA — 3, 7
Aimee Spanier, Oakland, CA — 4, 8
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA — 5
Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA — 9
Ian Ravdin, Chicago, IL — Topic, RU list name
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC — Script Doctor