The Top 9 Statements
Overheard On Set That Sound Dirty

9> “Take five, everyone, so Ben can reload.”

8> “I need the long pole to get in there.”

7> “Put a little gel on that spot and bring it all the way up.”

6> “Where’s the beaver board for Ms. Stone’s next shot?”

5> “We’ll hear it — there’s a sensitive mike in the bush.”

4> “Don’t touch that! Only the Best Boy can handle my cable.”

3> “If you move the back end while we push in, we’ll see it better.”

2> “Come in tight, then pull out and finish on her face.”

and the Number 1 Statement Overheard On Set That Sounds Dirty…

1> “Wow. That’s quite a set you’ve got there.”

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Credits:

Selected from 22 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jeff Scherer, Art Director/Screenwriter — 1, 2, 4
(Hat trick! 3rd #1)
Kris Johnson, Boom Operator — 3, 8
Beth Kujawski, Writer/Voice Talent — 5, 7, 9 (Hat trick!)
Luke Schollmeyer, Civilian — 6
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director — Moderator