April 7th, 2006
The Top 9 Statements
Celebrities Would Like to Retract
Celebrities Would Like to Retract
9> Tom Arnold: “… and a huge tattoo of Roseanne’s face, right on my chest.”
8> Pam Anderson: “Baby, don’t forget to pack the camcorder!”
7> Winona Ryder: “I’m just going to the store to pick up a few things.”
6> Meg Ryan: “Yes, Doctor, let’s do a little something with my lips.”
5> Paul Reubens: “Is this seat taken?”
4> Sean Penn: “Not a f#&king thing. Sh!#head.”
3> Ron Jeremy: “Sometimes a guy just wants to be held, you know?”
2> Katie Holmes: “Sure, I’ll take your free personality test.”
and the Number 1 Statement a Celebrity Would Like to Retract…
1> Jennifer Aniston: “Poopums, this ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith’ script looks kinda fun. I think you should do it.”
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Credits:
Selected from 45 submissions from 14 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
John English, Orem, UT — 1
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 2, 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 2
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 3
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 4, 8
Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY — 6
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 7
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 8
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — No comment
RUNNERS UP list — And… ACTING!
Sharon Stone: “I’m still hot. Sure, I’ll do the sequel.”
(Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY)
(Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA)
Francis Ford Coppola: “She’s sick?? Get my daughter on the phone.”
(John English, Orem, UT)
(Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY)
(Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA)
Francis Ford Coppola: “She’s sick?? Get my daughter on the phone.”
(John English, Orem, UT)
