The Top 5 Signs You’ve
Married the Wrong Celebrity

5> They steadfastly refuse to do nudity. At home.

4> No drugs, no alcohol, no weapons = No media coverage!

3> You convert to Scientology, but they won’t convert to heterosexuality.

2> You thought you’d married LaToya, until his nose fell off.

and the Number 1 Sign You’ve Married the Wrong Celebrity…

1> “C-A-L-L A-T-T”

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Credits:

Selected from 15 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Davejames, Civilian — 1 (1st #1)
Beth Kujawski, Voice Talent — 1 (2nd #1)
Jeff Scherer, Art Director/Screenwriter — 2
William C. Martell, Screenwriter — 3, 4, 5 (Hat trick!)
Wade Kwon, Civilian — Banner tag
Kristian Idol, Writer-Director — Moderator