The Top 8 Signs You’ve Hired
the Wrong Caterer for Your Film

8> “Virtually No E. coli Since 1998!”

7> The “fruit basket” involves Richard Simmons and a pair of really short shorts.

6> Doesn’t know the difference between leaded glaze and leaded glass.

5> Looks like Julia Child; cooks like Julia Roberts.

4> Keeps suggesting that Cameron, Drew and Lucy eat their food off of his naked body.

3> Hot dogs three days in a row is one thing, but where the hell is the grip’s Dachshund?

2> When your star said no brown M&Ms, they licked ‘em all white.

and the Number 1 Sign You’ve Hired the Wrong Caterer for Your
Film…

1> Former corporate spokesperson: Karen Carpenter. Current corporate spokesperson: Mary-Kate Olsen.

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Credits:

Selected from 39 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 1, 6 (7th #1)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 2
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 3
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 4
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 5
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 7
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 8
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Chief Cook and Bottle Washer