The Top 8 Signs You’re
Not Movie Star Material

8> Instead of spending your time studying the craft of acting, you sit around thinking of items for Internet humor lists.

7> You refuse to do romantic scenes with Jack Nicholson because of his “old man smell.”

6> They don’t even let you announce the Blue Light Specials at work.

5> Hair: Blonde Bust: 42DD Name: Larry

4> Your agent’s office is above a Harley dealership, and his home is inside a Ford Pinto.

3> The last time you heard somebody yell “Cut!” you awoke to find half your penis missing.

2> You plan to get to the top by sleeping with every single person in the credits. The closing credits.

and the Number 1 Sign You’re Not Movie Star Material…

1> Well, they ain’t exactly calling it “the Richard Solomon sex video,” are they?

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Credits:

Selected from 49 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 1, 4, 6 (3-picture deal!)
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 2, 3
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 4
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 5
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 7
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Not Famous Enough