NOTE FROM MR. IDOL:

No, you can’t look Sly in the eyes.
Yes, Demi washes her hair in Evian.
Why do you think they call them “talent”?

The Top 9 Signs Your
Talent is Too High-Maintenance

9> Re-negotiates contract after every scene.

8> Dennis Quaid isn’t good enough for her! Russell Crowe isn’t good enough for her!

7> His character is completely rewritten so that he can wear his lucky jacket.*

6> You need weekly surgery to extract your lips from his butt.

5> Insists that you explain her “motivation” to play Dead Body #3.

4> Bail bondsman gets a head credit.

3> His hairpiece has its own trailer.

2> Demands a golf cart to take her to her limo.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Talent is Too High-Maintenance…

1> Fires more assistants before getting out of bed than you do all day.

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Credits:

Selected from 21 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Wade Kwon, Civilian — 1, 2, 9
William C. Martell, Screenwriter — 3, 4, 6, 7 (Grand slam!)
Jeff Wilson, Software Engineer — 5
Jennifer Ford, Web Designer — 8
Kristian Idol, Writer-Director — Moderator