NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

I recently got a new puppy. She’s beautiful,
but quite the handful sometimes.
Okay, “psychotic” sometimes.
I call her My Little Actress.

The Top 8 Signs Your
Personal Assistant is Actually a Dog

8> Greets other execs by humping their leg.

7> Can’t fetch the trades worth a damn.

6> Calls in sick saying, “My nose is warm.”

5> More interested in checking out your toilet than chasing a pussy.

4> Script coverage responses: Recommend, Pass, and I Wouldn’t Even Pee on This to Mark My Territory.

3> Disconnects callers, interrupts important meetings and jumps in your lap, yet your colleagues still love him.

2> When he spills your coffee, mutters to himself, “Bad assistant. BAD ASSISTANT!”

and the Number 1 Sign Your Personal Assistant is Actually a
Dog…

1> Piddles every time you enter the room, but doesn’t want you to read her script.

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Credits:

Selected from 14 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jennifer Ford, Web Designer — 1, 3 (3rd #1)
Beth Kujawski, Voice Talent — 2, 6, 8 (Hat trick!)
Kris Johnson, Boom Operator — 4, 5
Wade Kwon, Civilian — 7
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director — Moderator