The Top 6 Signs Your
Audition Isn’t Going Very Well

6> “My name is Bob, and I’m reading for the part of –” “Thank you. NEXT!!”

5> You took the listing of “Prostitute” metaphorically and came as Tom Green.

4> The director studied Meisner, and you’ve studied Shatner.

3> You start Hamlet’s soliloquy, and the skull you’ve been handed has “Your Career” scrawled on the forehead.

2> The casting team is cowering under the table shrieking, “Make the bad man go away!”

and the Number 1 Sign the Audition Isn’t Going Very Well…

1> You *did* break a leg. Just not yours.

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Credits:

Selected from 16 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jeff Scherer, Screenwriter/Art Director — 1, 4
Beth Kujawski, Writer/Voice Talent — 2, 3
Anna Stookey, Actor — 5
Kris Johnson, Boom Operator — 5
John Reneaud, Actor — 6
Kristian Idol, Writer-Director — Moderator