The Top 7 Signs Your
Agent is About to Dump You

7> Returns your headshot with your face surrounded by a red circle and a line through it.

6> Doesn’t seem as “into it” whenever you sleep with him to get a role.

5> You catch him making a pact with another devil.

4> Advances himself 15 percent of your “stash.”

3> Your birthday gift from the agency is a box of hairnets.

2> Now only “air-kisses” your ass.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Agent is About to Dump You…

1> He looks you in the straight in the eye, shakes your hand, and says he’ll stick with you forever.

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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Davejames, Civilian — 1
Wade Kwon, Civilian — 2, 4
Beth Kujawski, Writer/Voice Talent — 3, 7
Eric Lipton, Civilian — 5, 6
Kristian Idol, Writer-Director — Moderator (temporarily *ahem* agen