The Top 7 Signs You Don’t
Know How to Run a Movie Theater

7> You’ve been anxiously anticipating “Town and Country” forever. Now showing on 18 screens, baby!

6> Only charging $7 for a small Coke? Geez, no WONDER you’re in the red.

5> Instead of ticket prices, you instruct the staff to have their pants half-off on Tuesdays.

4> You replace the Sour Patch Kids and Junior Mints with Tofu Nibs and Bit O’ Algae.

3> Can’t understand the public outcry over your double bill of “Head” and “Shaft.”

2> Now! Every seat equipped with its own television!

and the Number 1 Sign You Don’t Know How to Run a Movie
Theater…

1> Those ain’t Milk Duds all over the floor, Chester.

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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Greg Preece, Comic/Writer — 1, 3, 5 (Hat trick!)
Beth Kujawski, Voice Talent — 2, 4
Jennifer A. Ford, Web Designer — 6
Jeff Wilson, Software Drone — 7
Kristian Idol, Writer-Director — Moderator