NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Okay, if Katie Holmes ever answered my hundreds
of pieces of… “fan mail,” I might jump up and
down on the couch, too. But when Tom Cruise
verbally attacked Brooke Shields regarding her
use of a *prescription* drug for post-partum
depression, we began to wonder…

The Top 9 Signs Tom
Cruise Is Going Nuts

9> Has himself listed as 5′10″ on his resume.

8> Agreed to make “Eyes Wide Shut 2″ for a percentage of the gross.

7> Threatened to send the Eyebrow Police after Brooke Shields if she didn’t stop her meds.

6> His new love? Dakota Fanning.

5> He’s slapping $50 million lawsuits against anyone who claims they’ve seen him cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

4> Thinks any of us give a friggin’ crap!

3> Drives by Nicole Kidman’s house at two in the morning with Katie Holmes tied to the roof of his car, beeping his horn and screaming, “How do you like these apples?!?!”

2> Even other Scientologists are starting to mumble that “Tom is a bit odd.”

and the Number 1 Sign Tom Cruise Is Going Nuts…

1> Announced he’s going to dedicate the rest of his life to helping Michael Jackson find the real molesters.

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Credits:

Selected from 29 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 1, 2, 8 (Three-pic deal! 6th #1)
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — 3
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 4, 7
John English, Orem, UT — 5, 9
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 6
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Kooky, Not Nuts