August 24th, 2007



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The Top 7 Signs
There Won’t Be a Sequel
(Part II)


7> The writer is still struggling with plotlines for “Everybody Dies 2″.

6> The premiere wasn’t held at the Chinese Theater in Hollywood, it was held at a Chinese restaurant in Pacoima.

5> Rocky can’t even get his *gloves* up anymore.

4> Don’t ask me, I’m still waiting for “Reservoir Dogs II”.

3> Hundreds of projectors nationwide spontaneously combusted rather than show one more frame of the film.

2> Even *Michael Bay* called it a big, loud, stupid waste of celluloid.

and the Number 1 Sign There Won’t Be a Sequel…

1> “I Swear To God, On My Grandmother’s Grave, Yes I Did See You, And I Am Coming To Get You, Because I Really Really Do Know No Matter How Much You Deny It, I’ve Even Posted A Video On YouTube, So We Can All Know That I Still Know What You Did Last Summer” just isn’t gonna fly.




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Credits:

Selected from 114 submissions from 31 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Lila Nawrocki, Beacon, NY — 1
Donald Johnson, Cinncinatti, OH — 2, 3
Joe Paraschac, Campbell, CA — 4
Randy Redmond, Frederick, MD — 5
Marc Berard, Central Falls, RI — 6
Mark Raymond, Flint, MI — 7
Mark David, Sunnyvale, CA — 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Editor II