NOTE FROM MR. IDOL:

There’s been a lot of hand-wringing lately
over possible writers’ and actors’ strikes,
but we at Top 5 have a deeper fear…

The Top 6 Signs the
Showbiz Apocalypse is Coming

6> Tom Green.

5> Larry King seen hoarding B-list celebrities.

4> The hoofbeats of Famine, Paparazzi, Wrinkles and Agents drawing ever closer.

3> Kathie Lee Gifford headlines Ozzfest.

2> Jack Nicholson dates someone his own age.

and the Number 1 Sign the Showbiz Apocalypse is Coming…

1> Birthmark found on Jack Valenti’s scalp: Sex Sex Sex

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Credits:

Selected from 21 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

William C. Martell, Screenwriter — 1
Beth Kujawski, Voice Talent — 2
Greg Preece, Civilian — 3, 6
Wade Kwon, Civilian — 4, 5
Kristian Idol, Writer-Director — Moderator