February 24th, 2006
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
With the ever-increasing number of huge parties
and attendance of peripheral “stars” like Paris Hilton,
Robert Redford believes his formerly-indie
Sundance Film Festival may be getting too big.
and attendance of peripheral “stars” like Paris Hilton,
Robert Redford believes his formerly-indie
Sundance Film Festival may be getting too big.
The Top 6 Signs Sundance
Is Getting Out of Control
Is Getting Out of Control
6> You can’t even slow the Hummer down without Affleck smearing the windshield with a greasy rag.
5> Latest Jury Award winner is based on a comic book and has a number in the title.
4> John Waters refuses to attend, saying, “It’s too tacky!”
3> King Kong won “Best Movie With Budget Under $250 Million.”
2> You wouldn’t believe the price of Mormon smack now!
and the Number 1 Sign Sundance Is Getting Out of Control…
1> Next year, it will be known as the “Sour Cream and Onion Tostitos Sundance Film Festival.”
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Credits:
Selected from 22 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 2, 6
John English, Orem, UT — 3
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 4
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 5
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Hasn’t Been Invited Yet
