NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

The Academy Awards are right around the
corner, but that’s all about last year.
How are things shaping up so far?

The Top 7 Signs It’s Going
to Be a Bad Year for Movies

7> Every title is followed by a number greater than III.

6> Universal planning to sell the “Dude, Where’s My Car?” trilogy on DVD by Christmas.

5> Movies starring “musicians-turned-actors” outnumber movies starring “actors-turned-musicians”.

4> “My Big Fat Aryan Cross-Burning”

3> Theaters offering 0.0% financing on concessions.

2> Sharon Stone breaks hip, unable to uncross legs.

and the Number 1 Sign It’s Going to Be a Bad Year for Movies…

1> Following the success of “Spider-Man” and “Daredevil,” studios rapidly developing Mary Worth and Mark Trail features.

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Credits:

Selected from 34 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1 (3rd #1)
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 2
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 3
Ken Woo, Encinitas, CA — 4
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 5
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX — 6
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Bad Boy List Editor