NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

“Shaun of the Dead” is a very clever
horror “slash” romantic comedy.

The Top 9 Signs a Zombie Is in Love

9> He seems to have a spring in his shuffling stagger.

8> He stays and cuddles after eating your brains.

7> She dots her i’s with little hearts. Little, beating, kitten hearts.

6> No matter how bad he looks, thanks to Chapstick his lips are always kissably soft.

5> He isn’t interested in hanging out with his friends at the morgue anymore.

4> She arranges the dead skin falling from her face into little heart shapes.

3> He’s wearing his heart on his sleeve. Well, somebody’s heart, anyway.

2> “Why do birds suddenly appear, every time Zombie is near? Just like Zombie, they long to be, close to devouring you….”

and the Number 1 Sign a Zombie Is in Love…

1> He enjoys, doesn’t eat viewers of “Wimbledon.”

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Credits:

Selected from 34 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Eric Lipton, Chicago, IL — 1, 2 (3rd #1)
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 3, 9
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 3
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 4, 6
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 5
John English, Orem, UT — 7, 9
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Undead Inside