March 17th, 2006
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
A 10-year-old Indian boy is planning to
release his feature film in April.
release his feature film in April.
The Top 8 Signs a Film
Was Directed by a 10-Year-Old
Was Directed by a 10-Year-Old
8> Action hero’s pithy catch phrase: “You’re not the boss of me!”
7> It’s a horror movie called “Cooties on Elm Street.”
6> Filming goes rather smoothly, as you see far fewer tantrums on the set than normal.
5> The hero and villain decide to Yu-Gi-Oh… TO THE DEATH!
4> Shooting title changed from “The Aching Sunset of Forever” to “Poopy McPoopyPants and His Laser Snotrocket.”
3> Upon success, almost immediately starts dating 7-year-olds.
2> In the supermarket scene, Tom Hanks says “melons” and production is shut down for two days until the director stops laughing.
and the Number 1 Sign a Film Was Directed by a Ten-Year-Old…
1> Ralph Fiennes is like, “Fartfartfartfartfart…” for, like, a million times in a row!
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Credits:
Selected from 36 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 1, 7, 8 (Three-picture deal!)
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA — 1, 2
Matt Morgan, Columbus, OH — 3
Ryan Garcia, Austin, TX — 4
John English, Orem, UT — 5
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 6, Topic
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Maturity of a 10-Year-Old
