June 2nd, 2006



NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
A remake of the classic horror thriller
“The Omen” comes out on Tuesday (6/6/06).


The Top 8 Signs a Child Actor
May Actually Be the AntiChrist


8> The only celebrity endorsement she can get is for Campbell’s Pea Soup.

7> Let’s just say the reason “Home Alone” was #1 at the box office had very little to do with acting.

6> Threatens to send you to the eternal firepits of hell if you make her work while “The O.C.” is on.

5> At the tender age of 7, he’s already reduced Scott Rudin to tears.

4> My daughter is not the antiChrist, but the 17-year-old guy she’s dating sure as hell is.

3> In the screenplay, sees dead people. On the set, *turns the crew into* dead people.

2> Always pestering craft service to add monkey testicles to the snack table.

and the Number 1 Sign a Child Actor May Actually Be the AntiChrist…

1> Carries Adam Sandler’s flaming contract in his Spider-Man lunch box.




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Credits:

Selected from 28 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 1, 2, 3, 5 (Blockbuster!)*
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 4
Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA — 6
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 7
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — *As God is my witness,
I compiled this list blind!