NOTE FROM KRIS:

We’re baaaack…
Hello! My name is Kristian Idol, and I am honored
and excited to be the new moderator of the Top 5
Movies “Little Fiver.” I came over from the
Showbiz Insider list, so some of you may already be
close, personal yadda, yadda, yadda…
I go to over 130 movies a year, I’ve been a
screenwriter for 10 years, I’ve sold a few tiny things
I hope you never see, I’m working on a big thing I hope
you ALL see, and no, I’m not related to Billy.
And finally, I may have a girlie first name,
but I’m all man where it counts, baby!!

The Top 9 Secrets of
the Yo Yo Brotherhood

9> Despite popular belief, the word “yo” actually spoken very rarely.

8> One woman at a time is really all we can handle anyway.

7> We went to the movie to see Sandra Bullock, not because we love you.

6> It may be the 75th game of the season, but it’s still new to us.

5> We will willingly pay $16 for two tickets to see a chick flick if it means getting laid.

4> Some articles in Playboy are actually not too bad.

3> We know exactly what you want. We just don’t think it’s good for you.

2> We’d sell each other out in a heartbeat just to hook up with some Ya-Yas.

and the Number 1 Secret of the Yo Yo Brotherhood…

1> The honest answer to “What are you thinking about?” — “You, making out with Kirsten Dunst.”

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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 1, 2
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 3, 6, 8 (Hat trick!)
Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA — 4
Craig Barker, Livonia, MI — 5, 7
Eric Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ONT — 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Moderator